Would You Wank Here?

Would You Wank Here?
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I have. Twice. At least they had a classier porn mag this time. Mayfair is much more acceptable, can't be havin' Razzle folks. Looking at your own sperm swimming away underneath a microscope next to a bloke called Dave is a weird experience but also slightly nice. Dave is a very trusting fellow. He shook my hand both before and after the event. I assured him I had washed my hands, which he was grateful for, but it kinda made him think about the others.