Nurses Are Nice!

I'm getting a £1000 grant from the lovely nurses at MacMillan. A bloke called Andy told me about it. He has prostate cancer, which is a bitch. He told me about his heroin addiction and it reminded me of my own addictions – food, alcohol, drugs and porn. Living for 10 years surrounded by people with addictive personalities learning how not to live my life somehow made me miss my own issues. I'm just glad I never touched Horse, Coke or Special K. I think it was the names that put me off. I hope the money is presented to me in giant novelty cheque form by a pretty nurse. I guess Mike Skinner from The Streets was wrong then – a grand does come for free! I always knew he was a cunt.