The Vegetarian Option

The Vegetarian Option
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I've just been offered seafood pasta as the vegetarian option. Those bloody Peskitarians making everyone think we eat fish! I hold sea life in higher regard then many tetrapods. They then suggested soup. As a main meal and on a boiling hot day! Luckily I didn't tell them I'm diabetic or they would have made me have the leek soup. When I think of the soup I see a thick tomato base with chunky vegetable pieces. When the hospital contractor Sovereign thinks of the soup they picture what I can only describe as milk with coloured specks. Thank god I discovered a DeliFresh inside the hospital. They serve chips so it's chips for breakfast, lunch and dinner! I really can't understand why the food is so bad especially in a place where people are recovering from illness and injury. Hang on, it's all that money we pay the drug companies and IT contractors. How I forget. I think there should be unlimited fruit and veg for free. If you're ever in hospital I'll give you a tip – don't eat anything with custard on. It's always terrible – custard hides all!